I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEOne of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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