Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
DAVE CHAPPELLEMy wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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