Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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