I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLERI read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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