So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLERI kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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