Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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