Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCEAbstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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