So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLERI wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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