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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.

Adam Sandler

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Different Hell Myself Time
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLER

Fans Money Myself
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLER

Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLER

Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLER

Company Control Life Myself Run
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Friendship Home Myself People
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work

I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.

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