There’s no such thing as being too Southern.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s no such thing as being too Southern.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThey tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
LEWIS GRIZZARDSpring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
LEWIS GRIZZARDWhen My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
LEWIS GRIZZARDSex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIf you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
LEWIS GRIZZARD