Spring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDSpring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIf you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
LEWIS GRIZZARDSex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
LEWIS GRIZZARDYou call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’
LEWIS GRIZZARDI finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLet’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
LEWIS GRIZZARDYankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
LEWIS GRIZZARDInstead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMoney doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
LEWIS GRIZZARD