“The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.”

I’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Spring time is the land awakening.

Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good for myself.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

Yankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

There’s no such thing as being too Southern.

There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.

Money doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

My family always gave me love and accompanied me in each of my challenges.

But I don’t want to be compared to anyone like to impose my own style of play and do the best for myself and for the club here

It is always a great happiness to be back in my country, to represent the national team and to see friends from so many battles

I’m aware that, whatever the circumstances, there will always be speculation about me.

My ambition is always to get better and better.

I always want to give my 100 percent on the field.

Sometimes you have to accept you can’t win all the time.

New season. New challenge.