Eminem on humour
Eminem101 quotes“I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.”
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Don’t ever try to judge me, dude, you don’t know what I’ve been through.
EminemEminem Music is my time machine.
EminemEminem I don’t want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice.
EminemEminem I believe people can change, but only for the worse.
EminemEminem I can never turn my back on a city that made me.
EminemEminem I find you offensive for finding me offensive.
EminemEminem I don’t hate women – they just sometimes make me mad.
EminemEminem Everything always happens for a reason.
EminemEminem Just be yourself, the minute you start being yourself youre gonna win.
EminemEminem Music is reflection of self.
EminemEminem Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
EminemEminem Maybe one day we’ll all wake up and this will just be a dream.
EminemEminem I love the attention but I don’t like too much of it.
EminemEminem You’re still beautiful to me, cause youre my mom.
EminemEminem You’re still beautiful to me, cause youre my mom.
EminemEminem People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you’ve gotta learn to stand up to them, so don’t be offended if I say something you don’t like.
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People who don’t know how to love you are always going to hurt your heart.
H. DcostaH. Dcosta I no longer seek the love I think I deserve but rather the love I’ve always deserved.
Ava NicoleAva Nicole There is no such thing as a good investment.
Manish KhuntetaManish Khunteta Without you, I’m lost.
Amanda KarchAmanda Karch I did everything I could to make it work I was casting nets into the ocean and all they were doing was returning back empty.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados We flew to heaven, and we touched the sun.
Jennifer JulietteJennifer Juliette You told me everything would be okay. I wish you had said – you’ll hurt but I’ll hold you.
Ullie KayeUllie Kaye Be brave, be bold, beware that you must believe before becoming.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Mark TwainMark Twain The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Bill GatesBill Gates Love was a country he knew nothing about.
James BaldwinJames Baldwin It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
Mark TwainMark Twain I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
John GreenJohn Green Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark TwainMark Twain What is politics? Political system is equal to development politics plus political politics.
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