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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Lily Tomlin

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

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