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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself

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