“I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.”

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.

What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

Dine on little, and sup on less.

Never complain about something you’re not willing to change!

The worst thing is to sit and whine and complain and obsess about money as if that were the only sign of your worth as a human.

Never whine, never complain, never try to justify yourself.

Why come into an environment and complain about being in the environment and still do the work!

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Philosophy consists mostly of kicking up a lot of dust and then complaining that you can’t see anything.

There’s always haters, no matter what you’re doing – whether they’re complaining that everything you do sounds the same, or it’s too different.