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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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