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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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