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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction

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