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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself

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