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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLIN

Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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