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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.

Lily Tomlin

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman

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