Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLINDid you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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