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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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