Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WESTVirtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
More Mae West Quotes
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WESTThere are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WESTThose who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WESTGood sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WESTAll discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WESTI have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WESTIt is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WESTLove isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
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Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
MAE WESTYour real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
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You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WESTYou are never too old to become younger!
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A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love. -
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WESTAn ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WESTFlattery will get you everywhere.
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Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WESTKiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WESTI didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WESTI don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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