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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

Dorothy Parker

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Creativity Discipline Eyes Mindset Wild
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Sick Storm
There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Funny Life Study Theft Yourself
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Armor Protection Safety Weapon
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Goodness Money Myself Togetherness Writing
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Identity Normal Popular
What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Beautiful Clean Deep Order Skin Ugly

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

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