Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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