That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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