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Dorothy Parker Quote - If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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