If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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