And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting well is the best revenge.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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