If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKER[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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