The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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