The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERIt’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
DOROTHY PARKERThe Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERThree be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERIf all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKERThey sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKERYou do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERA liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKER