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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Dorothy Parker

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Art Seat Writing
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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End Surprise Woman
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Armor Protection Safety Weapon
Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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City Place Search
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKER

Identity Literature Study Yourself
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Bad Food Growth Taste
There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER

Funny Life Study Theft Yourself
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKER

Boredom Curious Deep
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Age Children Forever Himself Time Writing

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