When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H. L. MENCKENEvangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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