Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. MENCKENAfter all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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