After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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