There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
H. L. MENCKENMisogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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