Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
H. L. MENCKENLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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