The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. MENCKENLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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