For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
H. L. MENCKENLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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