Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYMy initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they’re stupid.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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Social media is where losers go to feel important.
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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