It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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