Change is not progress.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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