A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
H. L. MENCKENMost people want security in this world, not liberty.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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