When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H. L. MENCKENWhen fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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