I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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