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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Yogi Berra

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Buy Stock Market
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Play
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA

Brown Color
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
YOGI BERRA

Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
It ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Motivational One Liner Over
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA

Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road

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