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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
YOGI BERRA

Feeling Inspirational
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
YOGI BERRA

Arms Giving
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Atitude
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform
We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA

Mistake One Liner Wrong

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