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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Yogi Berra

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
YOGI BERRA

Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Cheat
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Play
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA

Lost Travel Wind
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA

Beware Careful Lost
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
YOGI BERRA

Business Goals Motivational Regret
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Mental Physical
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Sports Time Win
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Important Love Sports World
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball League Parents Street
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA

Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation

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