Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRANobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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