80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRANobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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