How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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