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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Charity Giving
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People

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