If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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