I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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