Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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50% of all married people are women.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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