Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAI wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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