Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAIt’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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