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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Yogi Berra

That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Baseball Team Trouble Win
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
YOGI BERRA

Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA

Brown Color
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
YOGI BERRA

Heat Humility One Liner
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel

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