Ok you guys, pair up in threes!

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
YOGI BERRA

Business Goals Motivational Regret
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Atitude
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Arms Giving
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA

Luggage Travel
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA

Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor

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