If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRALife is a learning experience, only if you learn.
YOGI BERRAForecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
YOGI BERRAI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRAWell, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRAYou stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRAI can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRAAlmost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRATexas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRAPitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
YOGI BERRASo I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAI didn’t know much about golf growing up.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRAIn baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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