Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAI guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRAYou stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRAYou have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
YOGI BERRAIf you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRAAnyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRAI don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAI can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRAWhen you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRAIf you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRAIf you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAHow can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRAPitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
YOGI BERRA