If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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