In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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