Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAIf you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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