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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Come Experience One Liner Philosophy Road
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Break Up Divorce I Miss You Past Time Togetherness
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Achievement Baseball Broken Record
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

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