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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA

Mistake One Liner Wrong
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRA

Perfection Philosophy World
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Baseball Broken Record
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Worth
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Young
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA

Guess Necessary Thank You
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
It ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Motivational One Liner Over
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
YOGI BERRA

Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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