50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAWhen you come to a fork in the road, take it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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