A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
TOM WAITSMy wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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