I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
TOM WAITSI sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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