I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
TOM WAITSI have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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