You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
TOM WAITSI put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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