You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
TOM WAITSYou have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
TOM WAITSWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSWell I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
TOM WAITSI’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
TOM WAITSI don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
TOM WAITSMost people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
TOM WAITSBut it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
TOM WAITSAll that you’ve loved is all you own.
TOM WAITSI do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
TOM WAITSChampagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
TOM WAITSDon’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
TOM WAITSDon’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
TOM WAITSThe devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
TOM WAITSThere’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
TOM WAITSThere’s no prayer like desire.
TOM WAITSI’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
TOM WAITS